================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Those who cannot learn from history... ================================================================== February 6, 2009 The Top 9 Worst Moments in Movie History 9. Sir Richard Burton's ill-advised cameo in Son of Flubber. 8. When Dean Jones backed the car over that darned cat. 7. When the writer of Rat Race got to page 90 and realized he still hadn't worked in a Smashmouth cameo. 6. "But, Bill, Leonard Parts 1 through 5 caused riots outside the printer and you were burned in effigy. Do you really want to proceed?" 5. King-Kong relieving himself atop the Empire State Building. 4. 1974: The first answering machine message using a fake Jack Nicholson voice. 3. "I know who'd be great in Showgirls -- that chick from Saved by the Bell!" 2. Gus Van Sant's shot-by-shot remake of Psycho was bad enough; his shot-by-shot remake of Andy Warhol's Empire was just punishment. and the Number 1 Worst Moment in Movie History... 1. Christmas morning, Toronto, Ontario Canada, 1970: A young Jim Carrey receives a "Stretch Armstrong" for Christmas... [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 38 submissions from 11 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 1 John English, Orem, UT -- 2, 6, 7 (Three picture deal!) Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3 Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 4 Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY -- 5 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8 Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 9 George Santayana, Rome, Italy -- Banner tag Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Prof. Idol ------------------------------------------------------------------ Worst Moments in Movie History RUNNERS UP list -- Preachin' to the Choir ------------------------------------------------------------------ When a bunch of spoiled, pointy-headed, out-of-touch, caviar-slurping pinkos decided that a movie about an illiterate Nazi statutory-rapist was more worthy of an Oscar nod than the best comic book movie ever made. (John English, Orem, UT) The decision that risking $150 million on one sh*tty movie was better than making fifteen $10 million movies of which three or four might be good and one or two might be great. (Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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