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                           June 29, 2001 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
            While certainly one of the finest producers of
             children's entertainment, Disney is also known
          within the industry for being fiscally tight-fisted,
                 and inflexible with their employees...


                  The Top 9 Worst Jobs at Disney  


 9. Goofy Gofer

 8. Custodian of Walt's Head

 7. Tarzan's Parasite-Picker

 6. Donald's Pants-Finder

 5. "Pirates of the Carribean" Water-Taster

 4. Emptying The Beast's litterbox.

 3. Dalmation Wrangler (one guy for all 102 of those damn yappy 
    little bastards!!)

 2. VP in Charge of Downplaying Animators' Sexual Subliminal 
    Messages


    and The Number 1 Worst Job with Disney...


 1. Anything dealing with Eisner for more than 10 seconds.



              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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                             BIG HITS

    Inside the Magic Kingdom: Seven Keys to Disney's Success 
        
           Team Rodent: How Disney Devours the World

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Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Greg Preece, Comic                 -- 1, 2, 3, 8 (Academy Award!)
Eric Lipton, Civilian              -- 4, 7, 8 (Three pic deal!)
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent -- 6
Wade Kwon, Civilian                -- 9
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director     -- Moderator

The Moderator would like to state at this time that he believes 
the Walt Disney Corporation to be a fine, well-run company.

Run by an intelligent, witty and handsome CEO.

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