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December 17, 2004
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Well,
it's our
last list
before the
holidays -- we
have to get back
to our day jobs,
making toys for Santa,
the slavedriver! We'll be
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Happy Holidays, everyone. Peace
to you
and your
family.
(But now, put the kids to bed, because it's...)
The Top 9 Ways to Make Watching It's a
Wonderful Life More Interesting
9. Every time you hear the word "angel", substitute "prostitute".
8. Wonder how in the hell old man Potter could actually be a
relative of Drew Barrymore.
7. Throughout the whole movie, imagine Donna Reed naked.
6. Drink more eggnog!!
5. See how many giggles you can get out of adding "That's what
she said" after every line.
4. Make a chart to track how many times George takes a beating.
3. Debate Freudian meaning of "Zu Zu's petals".
2. Colorize it with crayons reallly fast on your TV screen.
and the Number 1 Way to Make Watching
It's a Wonderful Life More Interesting...
1. Mute the TV, play Dark Side of the Moon, see what
matches up.
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- 1, 2, 3 (Academy Award!)
John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 1
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 6, 9
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 7
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 7
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 8
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Some call him "Kringle"
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Ways to Make Watching It's a Wonderful Life More Interesting
RUNNERS UP list -- It's a Sick, Sick, Sick, Sick Life
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Coke and hookers does wonders for the viewing experience of any
movie.
(John English, Orem, UT)
Imagine that no one in Bedford Falls ever wears any underwear.
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
Clarence should be female and have huge breasts.
(Kobus Myburgh, Potchefstroom, S. Africa)
Freeze-frame the DVD at the point where Mary is naked behind the
bushes.
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
A hooker, a bag of Oreos and a bottle of Chivas Regal.
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
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