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              TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS  --  MOVIES
                     99 and 44/100ths Top Ten
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                          August 23, 2002

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Lotsa spies out there these days, and there's
          only a ton more on the way. Problem is, they all
           seem a little lean on political intrigue, and,
             well, any character development at all...


              The Top 8 Ways to Improve Spy Thrillers


 8. Forget baccarat -- the new spy toughs out an icy-tense game
    of Go Fish.

 7. Souped-up automobile out, souped-up unicycle in.

 6. Once, just once, can we go beyond PG-13, please? Is that too
    much to ask??

 5. Step 1: Sell Jack Daniels in theaters.
    Step 2: Do a shot every time a gun is fired.

 4. More underwear-clad Carmen Electra in sprinklers -- in Paris,
    in Berlin, in Geneva...

 3. Ron Popiel as "Q"; Bond issued Salad Shooter, Vega-matic and
    Pocket Fisherman.

 2. Three-barreled fembots!


    and the Number 1 Way to Improve Spy Thrillers...


 1. For the press junket, recruit someone more upbeat than Tom
    Clancy -- like Henry Kissinger.



              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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                             BIG HITS

         Three Tom Clancy Bestsellers on Audio Cassette:
                  The Cardinal of the Kremlin
                    Clear and Present Danger
                      The Sum of All Fears

           How to Live the James Bond Lifestyle (Audio)

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Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN      -- 1, 3 (16th #1)
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD      -- 2
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 6
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL   -- 4, 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 6
Clifton Gray, Tucson, AZ            -- 7
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL           -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Moderator

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