================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES 99 and 44/100ths Top Ten ================================================================== August 23, 2002 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Lotsa spies out there these days, and there's only a ton more on the way. Problem is, they all seem a little lean on political intrigue, and, well, any character development at all... The Top 8 Ways to Improve Spy Thrillers 8. Forget baccarat -- the new spy toughs out an icy-tense game of Go Fish. 7. Souped-up automobile out, souped-up unicycle in. 6. Once, just once, can we go beyond PG-13, please? Is that too much to ask?? 5. Step 1: Sell Jack Daniels in theaters. Step 2: Do a shot every time a gun is fired. 4. More underwear-clad Carmen Electra in sprinklers -- in Paris, in Berlin, in Geneva... 3. Ron Popiel as "Q"; Bond issued Salad Shooter, Vega-matic and Pocket Fisherman. 2. Three-barreled fembots! and the Number 1 Way to Improve Spy Thrillers... 1. For the press junket, recruit someone more upbeat than Tom Clancy -- like Henry Kissinger. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Three Tom Clancy Bestsellers on Audio Cassette: The Cardinal of the Kremlin Clear and Present Danger The Sum of All Fears How to Live the James Bond Lifestyle (Audio) ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN -- 1, 3 (16th #1) Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD -- 2 William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 6 Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4, 8 Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 5 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 6 Clifton Gray, Tucson, AZ -- 7 Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- Topic Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- List Moderator ------------------------------------------------------------------ Check out the Random James Bond Movie Generator! ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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