================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER Once more, with feeling. ================================================================== July 20, 2001 The Top 8 Ways to Get Marlon Brando in Your Film 8. Girdles. Lots and lots of girdles. 7. Trail of Big Macs leading to the set, German sausages hung from the boom mikes. 6. Use only morbidly obese crew members, to make him look smaller. 5. Offer him $1 million for every minute he's not a pain in the ass. 4. The whore... The whore... 3. Rewrite script to allow for "incoherent mumbling". 2. Hire Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler and Angelina Jolie as his personal ass-kissers. and the Number 1 Way to Get Marlon Brando in Your Film... 1. Send him the script stamped into slabs of chocolate. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== GET THE BUTTER The Godfather Collection A Streetcar Named Desire (Director's Cut) Brando: A Life in Our Times ==================================================================
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