================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Is your listy sense tingling? ================================================================== May 16, 2002 NOTE FROM ERIC: With a $114 million box office in its first weekend, and $200 million in the bank after nine days, Spider-Man is poised to be one of the most lucrative films in history. So, how is the star handling his success? The Top 9 Ways Spider-Man Is Spending All That Cash 9. Cosmetic surgery to remove excess eyes. 8. Buying Daily Bugle, telling editor to kiss his "big ol' sticky butt." 7. Lobbying Congress to pass a law banning Black Flag and rolled-up newspapers. 6. Some real Mary Jane, yo yo yo. 5. Paying Pam Anderson to plant a big wet kiss right on his chelicera. 4. Subsidizing own line of tuffets. 3. Renting out Madison Square Garden, filling the auditorium with millions of dead flies, rolling around in it and laughing, laughing, laughing. 2. Spider-Strength Advil for "extra-tingly" headaches. and the Number 1 Way Spider-Man Is Spending All That Cash... 1. Did somebody say McLarvae? [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
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