Hasta la lista, baby.

                          August 12, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

         Poor Arnold. California's Governator is duking it 
          out with political opponents from "girlie-man" 
         liberals to union teachers and firefighters; his 
        job approval rating has plummeted into the 30's... 

    The Top 8 Ways Schwarzenegger Can Raise His Approval Rating

 8. Drop the phony Austrian accent and start speaking in his
    natural Midwestern twang.

 7. Claim that if he leaves office, he might do another Conan

 6. Appoint Mary Carey as Head Ambassador of Good Will and
    Linda Hamilton the Deputy Chief of Kicking Ass.

 5. Remind everyone how ex-wife Jamie Lee Curtis and he saved the
    world from nuclear terrorism.

 4. Start travelling to and from work by hanging from the bottom
    of a helicopter.

 3. Fewer policy explanations, more bazookas.

 2. Grant himself an official pardon for Last Action Hero.

             and the Number 1 Way Schwarzenegger Can
                   Raise His Approval Rating... 

 1. Liberate North Dakota.

              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ] 
              [          www.topfive.com          ] 

Selected from 35 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT           -- 1, 4 (10th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA     -- 1, 8 (9th #1)
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX   -- 2
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 2, 6, 7, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY          -- 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA      -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- List Pumper-Upper

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