================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER Just pull up a sense memory of something funny. ================================================================== March 15, 2002 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: After bitterly contesting the Screen Actors Guild election, Valerie "Rhoda" Harper lost a second time to Melissa "Little House on the Prairie" Gilbert to run the actors union. The Top 7 Ways Rhoda Will Seek Revenge Upon Laura Ingalls 7. Send that guy with the huge face over to scare the hell outta her. 6. Set her up on a blind date with Ed Asner, because man, that's one hairy dude. 5. Large trade ads that read "Almonzo was a lousy lay!" 4. "What happened to Chuckles the Clown could happen to you, too, farm-girl." 3. Sign her up for Weakest Link: Power-Hungry Has-Beens Edition. 2. "Laura Ingalls, Tony Baretta. Tony Baretta, Laura Ingalls." and the Number 1 Way Rhoda Will Seek Revenge Upon Laura Ingalls... 1. Send Phyllis over to "fix her wagon". [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
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