Copyright MMIII

                         January 3, 2003

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                         Happy New Year!! 

     The Top 7 Ways Movies Will Be Different in the Year 3003 

 7. Other than being holographic (I want a Giant popcorn and a
    Super-sized drink!) movies will be pretty much the same
    (I need to see this movie again... today!) as they've always
    been: boy meets girl, boy loses girl (Must - patronize - this
    theater - again) boy gets girl.

 6. In Forest Lawn Cemetery, Pamela Anderson's breasts will
    finally start to deteriorate.

 5. Two hours of commercials and 2 minutes of movie.

 4. Best Picture: Planet of the Humans. Best Actor: K'eanu Rev 5.

 3. Beamed 3-D directly into your brain; most men believe they
    have out-skiied avalanches and slept with Gwyneth 113.

 2. Ticket prices drop from an outrageous $195.00 to a very
    reasonable $179.00.

              and the Number 1 Way Movies Will Be
                  Different in the Year 3003...

 1. In the re-animated The Ten Commandments, the part of Moses
    will actually be played by Moses.

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                             BIG HITS

                      The Future of the Past
      (preservation and destruction of historical treasures)

   Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide

Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA          -- 1 (Yippee-kai-yay! 1st #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 2
Kris Johnson, Glendale, CA          -- 3
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 5, Banner Tag
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 6
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL   -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Visionary

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