Humor may settle during reading.

                         November 12, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

             Okay, one last election list for 4 years.
             Or until Arnold changes the Constitution.

             The Top 8 Ways Movies Would Be Different
                    Under President John Kerry

 8. It's a comedy! It's a drama! It's a comedy! It's a horror

 7. Dramatic rise in movies starring middle-aged metrosexuals, 
    geniuses with huge heads, and horses.

 6. Character Actors for Truth places ads questioning whether
    those Academy Awards were really earned.

 5. Federally-mandated product placement for Heinz ketchup.

 4. Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, Janeane Garofalo,
    Michael Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, The Dixie Chicks, Susan
    Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Barbara Streisand and Linda Rondstat
    will finally shut the %#$* up.

 3. People who make more than $200,000 will have to pay double 
    for tickets.

 2. You're never quite sure whether you should side with the 
    hero or with the villain.

               and the Number 1 Way Movies Would Be 
               Different Under President John Kerry...

 1. Before production can begin, all scripts must be approved 
    by special board of French, British and German filmmakers.

              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- 1 (5th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY           -- 2, 5
John English, Orem, UT            -- 3, 7, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX    -- 4
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 5, 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD       -- 6, 8
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR    -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Crying in his Dr. Pepper

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