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                    Prez Wars '08: A New Dope                     

                         October 24, 2008                         

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

           "In the closet" in Hollywood means you don't           
              want anyone to know you're Republican.              

           The Top 8 Ways Movies Would Differ Under an            
                    Obama/Biden Administration                    

 8. Jon Voight's character mysteriously written out of National
    Treasure 3.

 7. Only inexperienced directors can get work.

 6. Flying Nun debuts on the big screen, except this time it's her
    ears that give her lift.

 5. Whitesploitation, including Caucasian actors dressing in drag
    in Obama's Big Momma's House.

 4. Hillary Clinton shows up on every set, trying to insert
    herself into the picture.

 3. Remake of Lord of the Rings has Gandalf and Sarumon work out
    their differences in the first half-hour.

 2. Matrix 4 with Neobama. (He's "That One".)

             and the Number 1 Way Movies Would Differ
              Under an Obama/Biden Administration...                   

 1. Socialist Muslim terrorists are now the good guys.

              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 1, 7
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 2, 5, Banner tag
John English, Orem, UT              -- 3, 8
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 4, 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 5
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA       -- Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- White and Black Hats

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