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                         November 5, 2004

             The Top 9 Ways Movies Will Be Different
                 Under George Bush's Second Term

 9. Cinematography always pays homage to Bush's favorite director,
    Leni Riefenstahl.

 8. Lots of movies with giant-headed mad scientists being
    vanquished by cowboys.

 7. Concession stands prohibited from serving pretzels.

 6. The Passion of Moses, The Passion of Job, The Passion of Ruth,
    etc, etc, etc.

 5. Credits always end with:
       Special Thanks...Halliburton

 4. Movies hopelessly lost in the quagmire of development hell
    will still be hailed by studio chiefs as "making progress!"

 3. Michael Moore not allowed to make movies from his new home in
    Guantanamo Bay.

 2. Documentary about Bush leading the Iraq war, originally titled
    It's Tough, It's Hard Work, It's Incredibly Hard now simply
    called Mein Kampf.

        and the Number 1 Way Movies Will Be Different
                  Under Bush's Second Term...

 1. In the remake of 1984, Big Brother is the good guy.

              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
John English, Orem, UT           -- 1 (6th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY          -- 2, 5, 9 (Three picture deal!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA     -- 4, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 7
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Emperor with clothes

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