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                         November 1, 2001

                         NOTE FROM ERIC:

           Last month, White House officials asked top
        Hollywood stars and studio execs for help fighting
         the war on terrorism. What did they decide upon?

       The Top 9 Ways Hollywood Is Helping Fight Terrorism

 9. "Hand over bin Laden or we're going to start dropping copies
     of Freddy Got Fingered."

 8. Sending in elite special operatives Bruce Villanche and
    Gilbert Gottfried.

 7. The Coen Brothers newest satire, O Sama, Where Art Thou?
    delayed until 2003.

 6. Instead of Demi Moore, romantic melodramas will all feature
    a weeping Dan Rather.

 5. Traditional Hollywood "air kiss" greeting replaced with nasal
    swab Anthrax tests.

 4. Got John Williams to license out that scary Darth Vader march
    for whenever the Taliban appear on TV.

 3. Forget Humanitarian Aid drops, let's have have Wolfgang Puck
    whip up something the refugees will be proud to eat!

 2. "You know, khaki's such a bland color for a uniform, have you
     considered powder blue?"

    and the Number 1 Way Hollywood is Helping Fight Terrorism...

 1. Start shooting big budget movies in Afghanistan. If that 
    doesn't corrupt the Taliban, nothing can.

             [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 39 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada -- 1, 9
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON       -- 2, 8
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA               -- 3, 4, 8
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA             -- 4
Ian Ravdin, Chicago, IL                   -- 5
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON                  -- 6, 7
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC            -- Script Doctor

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