Let there be list...

                          June 14, 2001

                         NOTE FROM ERIC:

            So what if the new David Duchovney film
         Evolution isn't a box office smash? It doesn't
             mean the movie industry isn't evolving.

              The Top 9 Ways Hollywood Is Evolving

 9. Multi-film contract offered to one of those "Darwin" fish.

 8. New brain mass allows Keanu Reeves to group more than one 
    syllable together. 

 7. Tom Green now uses hands, not prehensile tail, to rub
    himself in his own feces.

 6. Random mutation is only explanation of continued existence 
    of James Bond franchise. 

 5. Hollywood evolving? Agh! Brain... hurts. Oxymoron... too...
    powerful. Losing... consciousn...

 4. Sylvester Stallone is noticed in the commissary using a 
    rib bone to crush other bones. 

 3. With the growth of vocal cords and opposable thumbs, the 
    city's cockroaches quietly assume roles as the most powerful
    agents in the industry. 

 2. Computer generated digital actors dealing with California 
    energy crisis by farming human babies for fuel.

    and the Number 1 Way Hollywood Is Evolving...

 1. Carrot Top wiped out by comet.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 55 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ           -- 1
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA         -- 2, 8
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL            -- 3, 5
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA      -- 4
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD -- 6, 7
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON              -- 7, 8
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA           -- 7, 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC        -- Script Doctor


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