================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER Outrageously funny, minus 10 percent. ================================================================== July 6, 2001 "Hollywood is like high school with money." (Martin Mull) The Top 7 Ways Hollywood Is Different Than High School 7. Stunt crew refuse to duplicate feats from Jackass. 6. Nobody with a 9th-grade education would ever have green-lighted Freddy Got Fingered. 5. Much easier to stuff a dweeb into a trailer as opposed to a locker. 4. Hollywood: Geeky, funny-looking guys run the place. High school: Jar Jar would have gotten his ass kicked. 3. There is at least some semblance of accountability in high school. 2. One is a system where the beautiful and popular thrive and intelligence and creativity are thwarted, and the other... Nevermind. and the Number 1 Way Hollywood is Different than High School... 1. Much less sex and violence. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Rock 'n' Roll High School Starring P.J. Soles The History of White People in America Hosted by Martin Mull ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Greg Preece, Comic/Writer -- 1, 2, 4, 6 (Academy Award!) Jennifer Ford, Web Designer -- 3 Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent -- 4, 5, 7 (Three pic deal!) Jeff Scherer, Art Director -- Topic Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator ------------------------------------------------------------------ Today's list is a companion piece to the Top5 High School mini-list, who just did "The Top 8 Ways High School Is Different Than Hollywood". So, if you're a 16-year-old, or just a studio exec that thinks like one, subscribe at: TopFive.com Little Fivers ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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