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                          April 30, 2004 


                The Top 8 Ways Ashton Kutcher Can
                Get People to Take Him Seriously


 8. Ugly himself up and play a serial-killer prostitute.

 7. Move to England, write children's books and speak with a
    fake accent.

 6. Get Tom Green to return his calls.

 5. Use the Butterfly Effect and get us some of those flying
    cars already.

 4. Move up from Demi Moore to Mary Tyler Moore.

 3. He's a multi-millionaire and he's banging Demi. What was
    your question again?

 2. Punk Osama into coming out of hiding and pump him full of
    lead.


             and the Number 1 Way Ashton Kutcher Can 
                 Get People to Take Him Seriously...


 1. Four words: Demi Moore sex tape



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Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX      -- 1 (4th #1)
John English, Orem, UT              -- 2, 5, 8 (Three pic deal!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA         -- 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 6
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR      -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Editor (seriously)
 
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