================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Contains 90% of the RDA of smirks, laffs and chuckles. ================================================================== April 18, 2003 The Top 9 Uses for Movie Popcorn 9. Set decoration for Snow Day 2. 8. Blouse filler for Pam Anderson costume (Monster Tub recommended). 7. Thoughtful Christmas gift for movie theater employees. 6. If uneaten bucket with topping is allowed to sit overnight, can serve as boat anchor. 5. Emergency rock salt replacement, Midwest Snowplow Crew. 4. Investment -- someday, that Extra Large will be worth $543. 3. Something for Paul Reubens and Pete Townshend to make during work-release. 2. Make a popcorn mannequin, drive in the carpool lane. and the Number 1 Use for Movie Popcorn... 1. Pack as tightly as possible. Chuck at the asswipe with the cellphone. Repeat. [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Chutney Popcorn (DVD) The Popcorn Book (children's nonfiction) EVEolution: The Eight Truths of Marketing to Women by Faith Popcorn ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Peter Rogers, Louisville, KY -- 1 (4th #1) Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO -- 2 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3, 8, 9 (Three picture deal!) Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 4, 6 Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 7 Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- Topic Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Hot dog and small Dr. Pepper ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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