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February 27, 2004
The Top 8 Unknown Ways to Receive an Academy Award
8. Trade Shelly Winters a jelly donut.
7. Offer free Botox injections to everyone who votes for you.
6. When the winner for best documentary short is announced,
just run up on stage -- it's not like anyone will know the
difference.
5. Send Jeff Gillooly and a lead pipe over to Streep's place.
4. Promise a wardrobe malfunction during your acceptance speech.
3. Full House against Hanks' pair of threes.
2. Scratch and win at the Hollywood 7-11.
and the Number 1 Unknown Way to Receive an Academy Award...
1. Wait a couple of years, buy Affleck's at a pawn shop.
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John English, Orem, UT -- 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 5
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Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Award-less List Editor
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Unknown Ways to Receive an Academy Award
RUNNERS UP list -- Streepless
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Play a handicapped serial murderer who speaks with an accent,
cries and dies at the end. During the Holocaust.
(John English, Orem, UT)
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
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Unknown Ways to Receive an Academy Award
HONORABLE MENTION list -- Sore Losers
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Kidnap a Weinstein.
(John English, Orem, UT)
Kill Ashton Kutcher.
(Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)
Have Ashton Kutcher killed.
(Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX)
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