Edited for television.

                          March 5, 2004

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
          is very pleased now that voters passed two
       measures designed to help ease the budget problem.
             Hmmm... time to dig up some more dirt!

          The Top 8 Undiscovered Schwarzenegger Scandals

 8. Once groped his own ass by mistake.

 7. Was a charter member of the Duran Duran Fan Club.

 6. When he thinks no one is listening, drops the phony accent
    and actually sounds like that guy from Dude, Where's My Car?

 5. In his weight-lifting days, suffered from locker room "shy

 4. Swiss bank account holds every dollar he's made from his
    Tupperware franchise.

 3. Claims a steroid-fueled rage was behind his mauling of
    illusionist Roy Horn.

 2. Can only bench-press 25 pounds with his penis.

    and the Number 1 Undiscovered Schwarzenegger Scandal...

 1. Always roots for Colonel Klink to foil that rascally Hogan.

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Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN   -- 1, 7 (4th #1)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA   -- 2, 3, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA      -- 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO  -- 5
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Anonymous Source

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