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                        November 7, 2003  

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          The Top 9 Things You'll Never Hear an Actor Say 

 9. "Nah, no special food. A sandwich, an apple, whatever."

 8. "This year, I borrowed my Academy Award diamonds from
     J.C. Penney."

 7. "To hell with the nomination, I DESERVE TO WIN!!"

 6. "I don't need plastic surgery -- my face has character."

 5. "With teachers making so little, how could I justify taking
     $20 million?"

 4. "I really don't want to do this sex scene in the vat of 
     chocolate pudding with Cameron, Drew and Lucy. It just
     seems so unnecessary."

 3. "Who would want to hear my opinions on politics? I'm no

 2. "Spielberg, schmielberg."

     and the Number 1 Thing You'll Never Hear an Actor Say...

 1. "A charity event with no cameras and no press?? I'll be

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Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors. 
Today's Top 5 List authors are: 
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 1 (2nd #1)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA          -- 2, 8
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD               -- 3, 5, 6 (3-pic deal!)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA           -- 3, 5
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX               -- 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY                   -- 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO             -- 7
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI       -- 9
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA                 -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                -- Method Editor

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