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             TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS  --  MOVIES              

                         August 29, 2008                          

   The Top 8 Things You Can Do When the Movie Is Boring (Pt. 1)   

 8. Piss off an usher, do a shot.

 7. Re-enact Mickey Rourke's popcorn box trick from Diner.

 6. Loudly improvise your own filthy dialogue.

 5. It's 2008, Dude, just pull out your iPhone and watch something

 4. Borrow a stepladder from the utility closet and make really
    big shadow puppets.

 3. See how many Jujubes you can get to stick to the screen. Extra
    points for a frowny face.

 2. Build two robot friends out of discarded popcorn tubs and
    cups, move down to the front row, and begin taunting loudly.

                and the Number 1 Thing You Can Do                 
                   When the Movie Is Boring...                

 1. Voice your displeasure at the poor quality of the movie by
    standing in your chair and in your loudest voice, yelling:

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Selected from 44 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 1, 5
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL          -- 2
John English, Orem, UT              -- 2, 7
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 3, 4, 6 (Three pic deal!)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Listless

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