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                         September 5, 2008                        

   The Top 7 Things You Can Do When the Movie Is Boring (Pt. 2)   

 7. Polish that Paul Reubens impression you've been working on
    since losing your girlfriend.

 6. Figure out how many times each actress has been in a movie
    where she's shown her boobies.

 5. Write superior fanfic version of film on your ticket stub.

 4. Make a list of all the things you could have bought with the
    money you paid for tickets, sodas, popcorn, candy, parking
	and babysitter.

 3. Calculate the price per kernel for the Mega-Jumbo bucket.

 2. Change your seat every two minutes -- ask others if they've
    seen the leopard-print underwear you misplaced last week.

                and the Number 1 Thing You Can Do                 
                    When the Movie Is Boring...                

 1. Sue the producer for violation of the Geneva Convention's
    torture statute.

              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 44 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA    -- 1
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA    -- 2, 7
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI -- 3, 4
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL   -- 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA  -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA   -- Trying to keep eyes open

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