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          If striking persists, consult your steward.            

                        February 15, 2008                         

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

               Writers' strike? End of strike? Will               
              there actually be an Oscars this year?             

      The Top 9 Things We'll See at the 2008 Academy Awards       

 9. No aisle seats for old men.

 8. "And the Oscar goes to... some indie film you've never heard
    of starring British people."

 7. L.A. unemployment office workers picketing for lost wages.

 6. Kiefer Southerland, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Michelle
    Rodriguez all show up wearing their prison-issue jumpsuits.

 5. A test pattern on my TV screen.

 4. Ryan Seacrest and Billy Bush having a primp-off.

 3. Interviews with both the people who saw the Best Picture
    nominated movies.

 2. Tom Cruise wins "Best Portrayal of a Mental Patient". Not for
    any movie, though.

    and the Number 1 Thing We'll See at the 2008 Academy Awards...

 1. Without writers scripting all of that lame banter, ceremonies
    whiz by in only 17 minutes.

              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 1, 3
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 1, 8
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH      -- 1
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 2
John English, Orem, UT              -- 4
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 5
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA           -- 6, 9
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY           -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List M.C.

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