================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES No other warranty expressed or implied. ================================================================== January 14, 2005 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Ed Wood is the director responsible for Plan Nine from Outer Space and Glen or Glenda?, widely considered two of the worst movies ever made. The Top 8 Things We'd See If Ed Wood Were Alive Today 8. Old Navy Unisex Angora Sweaters. 7. He and Michael Moore co-direct "Dub or Dubya?" 6. Battlefield Earth wouldn't seem so bad now, would it, Mr. Smarty Pants? 5. Four-star reviews from David Manning. 4. Roger Ebert holds theater hostage with gun, demands that Tori Spelling keep making movies. 3. "And the Oscar goes to... the late Bela Lugosi *again*!" 2. Computer graphics done in Microsoft Paint. and the Number 1 Thing We'd See If Ed Wood Were Alive Today... 1. He'd win the world's first honorary Oscar "to please just make him stop." [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS The Ed Wood Box: Glen or Glenda? Jail Bait Bride of the Monster Plan 9 from Outer Space Night of the Ghouls The Haunted World of Ed Wood Ed Wood Starring Johnny Depp Directed by Tim Burton ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 1, 4 (6th #1) Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 2, 4 William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 8 John English, Orem, UT -- 5, 7 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 6 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 7 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Not Wooden ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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