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                         January 14, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              Ed Wood is the director responsible for
          Plan Nine from Outer Space and Glen or Glenda?,
        widely considered two of the worst movies ever made.

       The Top 8 Things We'd See If Ed Wood Were Alive Today

 8. Old Navy Unisex Angora Sweaters.

 7. He and Michael Moore co-direct "Dub or Dubya?"

 6. Battlefield Earth wouldn't seem so bad now, would it,
    Mr. Smarty Pants?

 5. Four-star reviews from David Manning.

 4. Roger Ebert holds theater hostage with gun, demands that
    Tori Spelling keep making movies.

 3. "And the Oscar goes to... the late Bela Lugosi *again*!"

 2. Computer graphics done in Microsoft Paint.

    and the Number 1 Thing We'd See If Ed Wood Were Alive Today...

 1. He'd win the world's first honorary Oscar "to please just
    make him stop."

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                             BIG HITS

                         The Ed Wood Box:
                         Glen or Glenda?
                            Jail Bait
                      Bride of the Monster
                    Plan 9 from Outer Space
                      Night of the Ghouls
                  The Haunted World of Ed Wood

                             Ed Wood
                       Starring Johnny Depp
                      Directed by Tim Burton

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX      -- 1, 4 (6th #1)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA         -- 2, 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 8
John English, Orem, UT              -- 5, 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD         -- 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Not Wooden

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