We got blistaz on our fingaz!

                         December 22, 2006

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           Only 10 more drinking days until New Year's...

       The Top 8 Things We Don't Want to See in 2007 (Part 1)

 8. Sean Penn gets feisty with paparrazzi.

 7. Hobbitts, R2-D2, Batman, or Rosie O'Donnell.

 6. John Travolta dancing.

 5. Two cops, one who plays by the rules and one who's a "loose

 4. Sex tapes "stolen" or "accidentally released" from has-been
    or wannabe celebrities.

 3. An actor pays dues for years in low-paying, forgettable roles,
    finally has a huge hit, wins over millions of fans worldwide,
    receives awards and a huge paycheck, then goes on Barbara
    Walters and whines about the loss of privacy.

 2. Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, or Harrison Ford getting
    out of dangerous situations that would kill men half their 
    age and twice their athletic ability.

    and the Number 1 Thing We Don't Want To See in 2007...

 1. Straight-to-DVD sequels. (Because the first Save the Last
    Dance had so many unresolved questions...)

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 43 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT                -- 1
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA          -- 2, 4 
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR        -- 3
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH                -- 5
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO   -- 6
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY             -- 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA            -- Carpal Tunnel Candidate

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