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                           October 12, 2001 


               The Top 6 Things Regis Philbin Will Do
                      with His New-Found Wealth  


 6. Pay off Letterman's dental bill, finally settling that old
    poker debt.

 5. Buy NBC, boot Matt Lauer, host Today Show.

 4. Remove the part of the brain that remembers Kathie Lee.

 3. Just buy a damn star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

 2. Dump wife, appear on Fox's Who Wants to Be a Millionaire's
    Whore?


          and the Number 1 Thing Regis Philbin Will Do
                   with His New-Found Wealth...


 1. Have himself cryogenically frozen until they find a cure for
    boring.



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Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Jeff Rabinowitz, Civilian          -- 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent -- 2
Alex Earl, Civilian                -- 4
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator        -- 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director     -- Moderator

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