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                          July 31, 2009                           


        The Top 9 Things Celebrities Say During Lovemaking        


 9. "Bob, have you ever seen The Crying Game?"

 8. "I'm not a slut. But I play one on TV! No, really, I do."

 7. "Lights! Camera! Erection!"

 6. "Wow, that's the biggest opening I've seen since the Dark
     Knight premiere."

 5. "Oh, Sarah! I mean, Tina!"

 4. "Rosebuuud!"

 3. "Who's your agent? Who's your agent!"

 2. "Why, you're not a Pee Wee at all, you're a Dirk Diggler!"


    and the Number 1 Thing Celebrities Say During Lovemaking...


 1. "Oh, Tom, Tom, TOM!!" (Tom Cruise only)



              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White    ]              
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Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 1, 3, 8 (On the lot!)
John English, Orem, UT              -- 2, 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 2
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 4, 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 5
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 6
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 7, 9
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY           -- Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Screamer

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             Things Celebrities Say During Lovemaking             
           RUNNERS UP list  --  Let's Do a Sequel, Baby           
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"Ohh... ooo... you get me so... so... damn. LINE!!
          (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)
          (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

"Sorry about the chipped tooth. The silicone's hardened a
little..."
          (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)

"Oh, baby, you make me squeal like Ned Beatty!"
          (Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA)

"Yes! Yes! A percentage of the gross!"
          (Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)

"299 to go!"
          (John English, Orem, UT)

"I should be getting an Oscar for this!"
          (William C. Martell, Studio City, CA)


Runners Up list name
          (Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

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