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August 16, 2002
The Top 9 Things the Crop Circles
Are Really Trying to Tell Us
9. "Your ad here!"
8. "Whazzzzzaaap?"
7. "Hit this target and win 10,000 credits!"
6. "Lefty loosey, righty tighty."
5. "My other planet's a Saturn."
4. "It's 'Excuse me while I kiss the sky', not 'Excuse me while
I kiss this guy!'"
3. "Cereal grains are a required part of a well-rounded diet."
2. How to pronounce "Shyamalan".
and the Number 1 Thing the Crop Circles
Are Really Trying to Tell Us...
1. "Put ALF back on the air or we'll vaporize your puny planet."
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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BIG HITS
The Deepening Complexity of Crop Circles:
Scientific Research and Urban Legends
Scams from the Great Beyond:
How to Make Easy Money Off ESP, Astrology, UFOs, Crop Circles...
Korn - "Untouchables"
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Selected from 56 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 1 (Yippee-kai-yay! 1st #1)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- 2
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 3
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX -- 4, 8
Alex Earl, Prophetstown, IL -- 5
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN -- 6
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ONT -- 7, 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Not from this planet
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Things the Crop Circles Are Really Trying to Tell Us
RUNNERS UP list -- Please Stop Signs
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EAT
(Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN)
(Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
"Free Parking"
(Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA)
(Alex Earl, Prophetstown, IL)
"Whoopi's a hoot. Circle gets the square."
(Dave Ferry, Purvis, Mississippi)
(Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL)
"Read a book!"
(Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD)
"That'll be two large pepperonis with cheese, two bottles of Diet
Coke and an order of Crazy Bread."
(Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX)
"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what
it's all about."
(Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN)
"We see gullible people."
(Chris White, Los Angeles, CA)
DIAL 10-10-220
(Kim Moser, New York, NY)
"Plan your next vacation on Planet Earth!"
(Kim Moser, New York, NY)
"You guys really need to start cutting your lawn more often."
(Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX)
"Five-Picture Deal to Adam Sandler."
(Craig Barker, Livonia, MI)
"This way to Waldo."
(Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL)
"Dear Earth People: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a
whole evening in a corn field for whatever it is we did wrong, but
we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who
we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest
terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out
is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket
case, a wookie, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours, The Alien Club."
(Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)
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