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November 5, 2010
The Top 9 Surprises in Your Contract
9> Because the film stars Tom Cruise, cast and crew are
required to walk on their knees at all times.
8> Product placement clause requires you to hold a box of Vagisil
in every scene.
7> If you are late to the set, your ride home will be provided by
Billy Joel.
6> Not only do you owe us your first born, but we get to
participate in conception.
5> Your seven-figure deal is six zeros and then the numeral.
4> Hair, Makeup and Wardrobe work for tips.
3> Production company pays for your entourage. The Third Season
Part 1 DVD of Entourage.
2> You get 10% of the profit on all action figures. That you
sell.
and the Number 1 Surprise in Your Contract...
1> We agree to your request for only green M&Ms in your trailer,
but Mickey Rourke gets to lick them first.
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