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                          November 5, 2010                        

               The Top 9 Surprises in Your Contract               

 9> Because the film stars Tom Cruise, cast and crew are
    required to walk on their knees at all times.

 8> Product placement clause requires you to hold a box of Vagisil
    in every scene.

 7> If you are late to the set, your ride home will be provided by
    Billy Joel.

 6> Not only do you owe us your first born, but we get to
    participate in conception.

 5> Your seven-figure deal is six zeros and then the numeral.

 4> Hair, Makeup and Wardrobe work for tips.

 3> Production company pays for your entourage. The Third Season
    Part 1 DVD of Entourage.

 2> You get 10% of the profit on all action figures. That you

    and the Number 1 Surprise in Your Contract...

 1> We agree to your request for only green M&Ms in your trailer,
    but Mickey Rourke gets to lick them first.

              [   Copyright 2010 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 1, 7
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 2, 3, 5 (Three pic deal!)
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY           -- 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 6
Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA       -- 8
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Judge
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