December 13, 2001

                           NOTE FROM ERIC:

         Despite recent heart problems, political scandals,
           a string of film flops and a recent motorcycle
         accident, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be back as the
        indestructible Terminator, in a new film for which he
           reportedly will be paid a record $30 million.

                The Top 9 Surprises in Terminator 3

 9. Terminator's mission inexplicably changes from "Kill Sarah
    Connor" to "Hey, You Kids, Get Off My Lawn!"

 8. New film introduces the Terminator's Uncle-in-law Teddie,
    who is made of "Liquid Alcohol".

 7. The Terminator's origin is depicted using old footage cut
    from Hercules in New York.

 6. War-ravaged scenes too disturbing for current political
    climate, so the new Terminator comes from a future in which
    people are merely very sarcastic to one another.

 5. The Terminator's new sidekick: The loud-mouthed, wise-cracking
    cyborg "Phatbot", played by Chris Tucker.

 4. "Ach! John Connuh, wat ah you do-ink? Don' you know you can
    sehve da peeple you call a buck o' two by usink 1-Ehht-Hunnurt-

 3. We've passed the "future" of the first Terminator, so the
    cyborg is defeated when Sarah Connor points out that time
    travel hasn't been invented yet.

 2. No, really, that's not a support truss, it's armor. Really.

    and the Number 1 Surprise in Terminator 3...

 1. Trademark phrase "I'll be back!" replaced with "Ouch! My

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 46 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD -- 1, 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY               -- 1, 9
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON   -- 2
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ           -- 4, 5, 9
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA           -- 6, 7, 8
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA   -- 7
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC        -- Script Doctor

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