Top Five, Episode III: Revenge of the List

                           May 20, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                Okay, so Amidala has the twins and
               Anakin becomes Darth Vader, but there
               are a few things you may not know...

                      The Top 8 Surprises in
              Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (Pt. 1)

 8. Original title, Revenge of the Nerds, ran into copyright

 7. Before she had the twins Luke and Leia, Amidala had another
    "L" child via the Royal Milkman Calrissian.

 6. After embracing the Dark Side, Anakin meets Courtney Love,
    Johnny Cochran, Walt Disney and Cher.

 5. Despite being so annoying, Jar-Jar Binks is actually quite

 4. Sith not so much vengeful as just a little cranky.

 3. True identity of the Emperor? Dick Cheney.

 2. Yoda no longer world's most badass muppet after humiliating
    smackdown by Darth Piggy.

                  and the Number 1 Surprise in
                Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith...

 1. Early construction of the Death Star had a Cinnabon in it.

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Selected from 42 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX             -- 1, 3 (8th #1)
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN               -- 2, 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA                -- 5
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA              -- 6
John English, Orem, UT                     -- 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA                -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                 -- List Vader

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