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                          July 12, 2001

                         NOTE FROM ERIC:

          With Jurassic Park 3, due out next weekend, 
           producers of the series are promising the 
          most thrilling dino-adventure yet. But after 
          the first two films, what more can they do?

             The Top 9 Surprises in Jurassic Park 3

 9. Sleestacks! 

 8. Cranky, overweight diplodocus an obvious dig on Roger Ebert.

 7. Kansas Board of Education brutally mauled by evolving fish 
    with legs.

 6. Raptors have become so intelligent that they didn't come back
    for the sequel. 

 5. First 30 minutes is just George W. Bush trying to pronounce

 4. Iguanodons know Kung Fu!

 3. Dinosaurs turn out to be merely Calvin and Hobbes,

 2. Laura Dern, triceratopless. 

    and the Number 1 Surprise in Jurassic Park 3...

 1. In a terrifying scene, the group falls silent only to hear
    "I love you, you love me" coming from the forest.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 61 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON -- 1, 6
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA     -- 2
John Daniel, Berkeley, CA           -- 3, 7
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA          -- 4, 8
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA         -- 5
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA       -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC      -- Script Doctor

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