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                        December 18, 2009                         

         The Top 9 Surprises in James Cameron's Avatar            

 9. Due to a last-minute computer glitch, all the avatars look
    like Papa Smurf.

 8. Closing credit song is a Celine Dion cover of "One Tin

 7. Main characters are represented on screen by smiley-face

 6. There's actually a brief moment in the film that isn't CGI.

 5. In one wide shot of the Na'vi, you can clearly see the
    Blue Man Group.

 4. The military doesn't have an exit strategy there either.

 3. That much touted invented language? Roger Ebert's snores
    played backwards.

 2. During the final credits, Cameron comes on to personally
    thank you for helping him to finance his latest purchase,
    the state of Colorado.

    and the Number 1 Surprise in James Cameron's Avatar...

 1. The planet's "rare mineral" is dried Na'vi poo.

              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia   -- 1
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 3, 5, Banner tag
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 4, 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 6, 7
John English, Orem, UT              -- 8, 9
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Director

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