================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Throw me the idol, I give you the list! ================================================================== May 30, 2008 The Top 9 Surprises in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 9. Adult Short-Round still crashing on Indy's sofa. 8. Indiana Jones 2? It was all just a bad dream. 7. Indy's new sidekick? Jar Jar Binks. 6. Shia LaBeouf is balder than Harrison Ford. 5. Donald Sutherland shows up with some pot and nails Karen Allen. 4. Dr. Henry Jones Sr. now played by Roger Moore. 3. Turns out Indy first learned about using whips in the bedroom. 2. The Crystal Skull is actually cubic zirconia. But it makes a great bong! and the Number 1 Surprise in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull... 1. Can Indy still outrun the giant boulder? Yes, with the help of The Scooter Store! [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 1, 7, 9 (Three pic deal!) Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 2, 3 John English, Orem, UT -- 2, 4 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5, 6 Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Boulder Target ------------------------------------------------------------------ Surprises in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull RUNNERS UP list -- Sticks and Stones ------------------------------------------------------------------ It takes a double dose of Viagra to keep Indy's whip snappin.' (Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH) Indy dumps Marion for a skeleton. No wait, it's that chick from Ally McBeal! (Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA) (William C. Martell, Studio City, CA) The final resting place of the Ark of the Covenant was as Tammy Faye Bakker's makeup case. (Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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