March 8, 2001

                         NOTE FROM ERIC:

          Folks attending Warner Brothers' See Spot Run
         got to see a special treat this weekend (as if 
         See Spot Run wasn't treat enough): the trailer 
        for one of this winter's most anticipated films:
           Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

     The Top 9 Surprises in the Harry Potter Movie Trailer

 9. Harry sees dead people.

 8. Forget magic, kids now studying to be experts at Tae Bo.

 7. Hogwart's School wizards much better at basketball than
    Washington Wizards.

 6. Warner Brothers sues everyone who even mentions the trailer
    for copyright infringement.

 5. Sorting Hat replaced by back-sassing bucket of Kentucky
    Fried Chicken.

 4. So-called "trailer" just stop-motion animation of Harry
    Potter merchandise begging to be bought.

 3. Role of Hermione to be comeback vehicle for Loni Anderson

 2. Trailer reveals gruesome surprise ending where Harry and
    Hermione feast on Ron's exposed brain.

   and the Number 1 Surprise in the Harry Potter Movie Trailer...

 1. Due to horrible typo, hippie alcoholics everywhere now
    eagerly anticipating new film: Hairy Pot and the Sauced Stoner

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA       -- 1, 2, 8 (Hat Trick!)
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA        -- 3, 5
Jennifer A. Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN   -- 4, 9
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA     -- 6
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA      -- 7
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington DC     -- Script Doctor

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