Live from the corner of Hollywood and Vine

                          March 10, 2006

         The Top 8 Surprises at This Year's Academy Awards

 8. Grant Heslov really is monochromatic.

 7. Funny moment when Shirley MacLaine showed up in the
    "In Memoriam" montage. Again.

 6. Security was under strict orders to keep Angelina and Jennifer
    at least 100 yards apart at all times.

 5. On Hollywood Blvd., hundreds of pimps cheered the Best Song

 4. Charlize Theron somehow ended up with the bow on her dress
    that was supposed to cover JLo's backside.

 3. Jake Gyllenhaal wore a vial of Heath Ledger's blood around his

 2. As the Best Actress award was announced, you could actually
    see the last shred of manhood escape from Ryan Phillippe.

    and the Number 1 Surprise at This Year's Academy Awards...

 1. Producers of Brokeback Mountain still haven't given their
    concession speech, pending results of a Florida recount.

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 28 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA         -- 1, 2, 4, 6 (Blockbuster!)
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA       -- 3
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Surprisingly, List Editor

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