TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS  --  MOVIES              
 If you leave before finishing the list, your seat will be filled.

                        February 27, 2009                         

        The Top 9 Surprises at This Year's Academy Awards         

 9. Mickey Rourke's boxing nickname was "Slumdog".

 8. The Jolie/Anniston death match never came off, but Billy Bob
    Thornton did beat the crap out of Brad Pitt, so that was cool.

 7. Who knew that Wolverine could sing and dance?

 6. Sean Penn immediately hopped a plane to go be the new
    Vice-President of Cuba.

 5. That was really Sarah Palin "playing" Tina Fey.

 4. Richard Jenkins and Melissa Leo had to use the servants'
    entrance to get in.

 3. The shimmering ghost of Heath Ledger appeared when he won,
    but only Jake Gyllenhaal could see him.

 2. The child stars from Slumdog Millionaire took the foil off
    all the Oscars it won and ate the chocolate underneath.

    and the Number 1 Surprise at This Year's Academy Awards...

 1. There was enough plastic left over from Sophia Loren to redo
    Goldie Hawn.

              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White   ]               
              [          www.topfive.com          ]               

Selected from 28 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 1
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 3, 8
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 4, 7, 8 (Three pic deal!)
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 5, 9
John English, Orem, UT              -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Honored Just to Be Editor

[      Copyright 2009 by Chris White   All rights reserved.      ]
[           Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use           ]
[          in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com"         ]

This archive is maintained by Kristian Idol at  www.13idol.com
Get a new Top 5 Movies list every Friday! Subscribe Page bomb

Buy movie scripts
15,000 movie and TV scripts!