Shhh. We're eating.

                         October 22, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                Shaun of the Dead is a very clever 
                  horror "slash" romantic comedy.

                The Top 9 Signs a Zombie Is in Love

 9. Seems to have a spring in his shuffling stagger.

 8. Stays and cuddles after eating your brains.

 7. Dots her "i"s with little hearts. Little, beating, kitten

 6. No matter how bad he looks, thanks to Chapstick his lips are
    always kissably soft.

 5. He isn't interested in hanging out with his friends at the
    morgue anymore.

 4. She arranges the dead skin falling from her face into little
    heart shapes.

 3. He's wearing his heart on his sleeve. Well, somebody's 
    heart, anyway.

 2. "Why do birds suddenly appear, every time zombie is near?
     Just like zombie, they long to be, close to/devouring you..."

    and the Number 1 Sign a Zombie Is in Love...

 1. Enjoys, doesn't eat viewers of, Wimbledon.

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Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Eric Lipton, Chicago, IL         -- 1, 2 (3rd #1)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 3, 9
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA     -- 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO    -- 4, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5
John English, Orem, UT           -- 7, 9
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD      -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Undead Inside

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