Let them eat lists!

                           July 16, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           There's more to life than just movies, ya know.
            Like food. So, after you've checked out this
          list about both, see what the folks over at the
           T5 Food list did with the same topic yesterday.

                    The Top 8 Signs You've Hired
                   the Wrong Caterer for Your Film

 8. "Virtually No E-coli Since 1998!"

 7. The "fruit basket" involves Richard Simmons and a pair of
    really short shorts.

 6. Doesn't know the difference between leaded glaze and
    leaded glass.

 5. Looks like Julia Child; cooks like Julia Roberts.

 4. Keeps suggesting that Cameron, Drew and Lucy eat their food
    off of his naked body.

 3. Hot dogs three days in a row is one thing, but where the hell
    is the grip's Dachshund?

 2. When your star said no brown M&M's, they licked 'em all white.

               and the Number 1 Sign You've Hired
                the Wrong Caterer for Your Film...

 1. Former corporate spokesperson: Karen Carpenter
    Current corporate spokesperson: Mary-Kate Olsen

              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 39 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 6 (7th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA     -- 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD      -- 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO    -- 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 7
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA    -- 8
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX   -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Chief Cook and Bottle Washer

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