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                          August 17, 2001 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              Whether famous or just a wannabe, the
            showbiz child isn't the only immature one...


         The Top 6 Signs You're an Obnoxious Stage Mother 


 6. You're always spitting on a handkerchief and wiping shmutz
    off of the crew's faces.

 5. Kit Culkin just told you to chill out.

 4. Made him cry? Hell, you made the gaffer cry.

 3. Always citing WWJD -- What Would JonBenet Do?

 2. The kids from Kathie Lee's factory take a collection to
    help your child "escape the bonds of slavery".


     and the Number 1 Sign You're a Obnoxious Stage Mother...


 1. You forbid Stallone to make eye contact.



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                             BIG HITS

                          Mommie Dearest
                      by Christina Crawford

                Macaulay Culkin: Child Movie Star

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Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter -- 1, 4, 5  (3-pic deal!)
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator             -- 2
Eric Lipton, Civilian                   -- 2
Wade Kwon, Civilian                     -- 3
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent      -- 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director          -- Moderator

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