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                          April 14, 2006 

       The Top 8 Signs You're Being Stalked by a Bad Stalker

 8. Breaks into your house and cleans the bunny's cage.

 7. Comes up to you and asks for directions to your house and
    maybe an idea of what you look like.

 6. Shoots President Reagan's gravestone.

 5. Wears clogging shoes.

 4. Waits to hang up until just after the trace has pinpointed
    his location.

 3. Rather than sending a letter every day, sends one that says
    "If I can't have you, then nobody else can have you either -

 2. Breaks into your car, but only to start it and crank up the
    heat on those chilly mornings.

    and the Number 1 Sign You're Being Stalked by a Bad Stalker...

 1. Asks you to spend the next couple of days hanging out in front
    of his mother's house because he's been grounded.

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 41 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- 1
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA       -- 2
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR    -- 3
John English, Orem, UT            -- 4, 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS            -- 5
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 7
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN      -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- I Just Need Mary-Kate To
                                     Talk To Me!!

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