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                         August 14, 2009                          

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

            In honor of Disney's G-Force, last week's            
            list was Signs Your Pet Is a Secret Agent.            
             This week, in honor of all of Hollywood...           

           The Top 9 Signs Your Agent Is a Secret Agent           

 9. Asks you to call him Double O Ten Percent.

 8. Orders his Tibetan mocha espresso shaken not stirred.

 7. Suggests you take a stage name like "Pussy Hotbody".

 6. When you see him in public and say hello, he ignores you. That
    means he's undercover, right?

 5. His two faces are both that Mission: Impossible rubber kind.

 4. Claims the surveillance camera loves you.

 3. His car has an oil slick, a smoke screen and vibrates so much
    it's hard to get a good shot at. Hey, that's my excuse for

 2. Tells you that if you are surrounded by paparazzi, just
    swallow your right cuff link.

    and the Number 1 Sign Your Agent Is a Secret Agent...

 1. Has a license to kill. Careers.

              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White   ]              
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Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 1, 2, 8, 9 (Academy Award!)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 5, 6 (Three pic deal!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 4, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Unrepresented (hint, hint)

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