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                         January 22, 2010                         

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

             Like Trekkies and Twihards before them,              
             obsessive fans of the movie Avatar are             
           painting their faces, forming websites with            
            other-worldly biology and schematics, and             
              learning the movie's created language.              

             The Top 9 Signs You Might Be an Avatard              

 9. "Those aren't zits; they're my 'bioluminescent markings!'"

 8. After the 13-day, full-body tat session, it's either that or
    understudy for Blue Man Group.

 7. Old ladies with blue hair suddenly turn you on.

 6. The bumpersticker on your Ikran reads, "My other airborne
    predator is a Toruk."

 5. Sorry, but that medieval torture rack in your basement will
    not stretch you to be nine feet tall.

 4. Removed the extra finger on each hand so no one could accuse
    you of being one of them "sky people."

 3. Accidentally shot Larry in Accounting with an arrow.

 2. Your collection of Titanic posters is carelessly stacked on
    top of your old Terminator posters.

    and the Number 1 Sign You Might Be an Avatard...

 1. You have the Village People on your iPod because of their
    song, "In the Na'vi."

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Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 1
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA       -- 1
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 2, 8
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3
John English, Orem, UT              -- 4, 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 6
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 7
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL          -- 8, 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Team Besson

                  Signs You Might Be an Avatard                   
                 RUNNERS UP list  --  Conflicted                  

When your mom threatens to take away your Wii, you throw yourself
in front of it while hissing at her.
          (Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL)

When the waiter takes your order at an Italian restaurant, you ask
for "Anything except Giovanni Ribisi."
          (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

Moving from your Red State because they don't understand your
          (William C. Martell, Studio City, CA)

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