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                          April 20, 2007

             The Top 8 Signs You Go to Too Many Movies

 8. You blink 24 times a second.

 7. You constantly wear a welder's mask so that you see everything
    in perfect 16:9.

 6. The commercials they show before the movie mention you by

 5. You have a seat in the theater with a custom-fitted ass print.

 4. Roger Ebert thinks you should get out of the theater and get
    some exercise.

 3. Your idea of a balanced breakfast is a bowl of Sno-Caps and a
    64-ounce glass of Coke.

 2. Foreplay consists of telling your wife, "Please turn off your
    cell phone. No loud talking. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy
    the show!"

    and the Number 1 Sign You Go to Too Many Movies...

 1. You're the reason Gigli was able to stay in the Top 10 on
    the first week.

              [   Copyright 2007 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 1, 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 2, 3, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 3, 5, 6 (Three picture deal!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 4
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX        -- 7
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA  -- Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Down to once a week

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