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                           June 17, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

          Okay, if Katie Holmes ever answered my hundreds
          of pieces of... "fan mail", I might jump up and
            down on the couch, too. But when Tom Cruise
           verbally attacked Brooke Shields regarding her
             use of a prescription drug for post-partum
                  depression, we began to wonder...

             The Top 9 Signs Tom Cruise Is Going Nuts 

 9. Has himself listed as 5'10" on his resumé.

 8. Agreed to make Eyes Wide Shut 2 for a percentage of the

 7. Threatened to send the "Eyebrow Police" after Brooke Shields
    if she didn't stop her meds.

 6. His new love? Dakota Fanning.

 5. He's slapping $50 million lawsuits against anyone who claims
    they've seen him cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

 4. Thinks any of us give a friggin' crap!

 3. Drives by Nicole Kidman's house at two in the morning with
    Katie Holmes tied to the roof of his car, beeping his horn and
    screaming, "How do you like these apples?!?!"

 2. Even other Scientologists are starting to mumble that "Tom is
    a bit odd."

    and the Number 1 Sign Tom Cruise Is Going Nuts...

 1. Announced that he's going to dedicate the rest of his life to
    helping Michael Jackson find the real molesters.

              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 29 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA    -- 1, 2, 8 (Three pic deal! 6th #1)
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 3
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 4, 7
John English, Orem, UT         -- 5, 9
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA  -- 6
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA      -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Kooky, Not Nuts

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