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                          March 12, 2010                          

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

          Well, it was neck and neck there for a while,           
          but The Hurt Locker ultimately won. Not for           
           the other nominees' lack of trying, though.            


            The Top 9 Signs That Oscar Campaigning                
                  Was Out of Control This Year                    


 9. The only profitable companies in the entire country for the
    last sixth months have been Wilshire Blvd PR firms.

 8. Every ad in Variety began with "almost DIRECTED BY CLINT
    EASTWOOD."

 7. Ving Rhames vowed to get medieval on the asses of all voters
    not supporting Tarantino.

 6. "Besides, were the Nazis *really* that bad?"

 5. Push-polling mentioning that Dick Cheney liked Avatar and
    didn't like The Hurt Locker. Do you vote with Cheney?

 4. C'mon, a chick won for Best Director. Somebody traded
    something for that, man.

 3. Sandra Bullock attended the opening of a jar of almonds.

 2. James Cameron woke up to find a severed ikran head in his bed.


           and the Number 1 Sign That Oscar Campaigning           
                  Was Out of Control This Year...                 


 1. The Best Actress nominees offered "upskirts" to all Academy
    members.



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Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH   -- 1, 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
John English, Orem, UT           -- 3, 5, 6, Topic (Three pic!)
Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA    -- 7
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA     -- 8, 9
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA    -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Best Editor Nominee

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