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                          April 24, 2009                          

              The Top 8 Signs That DVD Is a Bootleg               

 8. The movie isn't due in the theaters for six weeks.

 7. "The Fast and the Furious" turns out to be a video of a guy
    pleasuring himself.

 6. Instead of plastic wrap, the movie is sealed with police tape.

 5. The FBI warning at the beginning has been replaced with "This
    Space For Rent".

 4. Sure, it's an action pic about reproductive science run amok,
    but "George Cloney"?

 3. "Made in China"

 2. On your 50" plasma, it's just like being at the movies --
    because the back of some guy's head is at the bottom of the

    and the Number 1 Sign That DVD Is a Bootleg...

 1. Halfway through the car chase there's a ten-second clip from
    somebody's Junior Prom.

              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 15 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 1, 3, 8 (On the lot!)
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 2, 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 2
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA       -- 4
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 5, 7
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia   -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Chief Collector

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