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                           May 18, 2001

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           There's been a lot of hand-wringing lately
           over possible writers' and actors' strikes,
               but we at Top 5 have a deeper fear...


        The Top 6 Signs the Showbiz Apocalypse Is Coming


 6. Tom Green.

 5. Larry King seen hoarding B-list celebrities.

 4. The hoofbeats of Famine, Paparazzi, Wrinkles and Agents
    drawing ever closer.

 3. Kathie Lee Gifford headlines Ozzfest.

 2. Jack Nicholson dates someone his own age.


    and the Number 1 Sign the Showbiz Apocalypse is Coming...


 1. Birthmark found on Jack Valenti's scalp: Sex Sex Sex


              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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                             BIG HITS

                          Apocolypse Now

                            Armageddon

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Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 1
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent      -- 2
Greg Preece, Civilian            -- 3, 6
Wade Kwon, Civilian              -- 4, 5
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director   -- Moderator

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