Never trust anyone over 12.

                          March 17, 2006 

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              A 10-year-old Indian boy is planning on
               releasing his feature film in April. 

       The Top 8 Signs a Film Was Directed by a Ten-Year-Old

 8. Action hero's pithy catch phrase: "You're not the boss of me!"

 7. It's a horror movie called Cooties on Elm Street.

 6. Filming goes rather smoothly, as you see far fewer tantrums on
    the set than normal.

 5. The hero and villain decide to Yu-Gi-Oh... to the death!!

 4. Shooting title changed from The Aching Sunset of Forever to
    Poopy McPoopyPants and His Laser Snotrocket.

 3. Upon success, almost immediately starts dating 7-year-olds.

 2. In the supermarket scene, Tom Hanks says "melons" and
    production is shut down for two days until the director stops

    and the Number 1 Sign a Film Was Directed by a Ten-Year-Old...

 1. Ralph Fiennes is like, "Fartfartfartfartfart..." for, like,
    a million times in a row!

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
              [          www.topfive.com          ] 

Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA     -- 1, 7, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 1, 2
Matt Morgan, Columbus, OH         -- 3
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX           -- 4
John English, Orem, UT            -- 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- 6, Topic
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD       -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Maturity of a 10-Year-Old

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