TSILDER! TSILDER!

                           June 2, 2006 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              A remake of the classic horror thriller
             The Omen comes out on Tuesday (6/6/06).

   The Top 8 Signs a Child Actor May Actually Be the AntiChrist 

 8. The only celebrity endorsement she can get is for Campbell's
    Pea Soup.

 7. Let's just say the reason Home Alone was #1 at the box
    office had very little to do with acting...

 6. Threatens to send you to the eternal fire pits of Hell if
    you make her work while The O.C. is on.

 5. At the tender age of 7, he's already reduced Scott Rudin to

 4. My daugther is not the antiChrist, but the 17-year-old guy
    she's dating sure as hell is.

 3. In the screenplay, sees dead people. On the set, turns the
    crew into dead people.

 2. Always pestering Craft Service to add monkey testicles to the
    snack table.

                and the Number 1 Sign a Child Actor
                 May Actually Be the AntiChrist...

 1. Carries Adam Sandler's flaming contract in his Spider-Man
    lunch box.

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White    ] 
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Selected from 28 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA     -- 1, 2, 3, 5 (Academy Award!) *
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS           -- 4
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA     -- 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH    -- 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- * As God is my witness,
                                      I compiled this list blind!

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